My brother just walked into my room and said “what rock group has 4 men who don’t sing” and all i said was omg and he cried dramatically “MOUNT RUSHMORE” and ran away.. My brother is 17
I like the joke tho
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The dating website eHarmony has published a wonderfully upbeat, but sadly unrealistic list of reasons why dating a veterinarian is a good idea.
So in the interests of singletons everywhere, I’ve written a few…
Basically I need a man who can take my gross stories.
"I tell my daughters they need a college education so that they can have a career, and not a job. Because I’ve got two jobs, and they still don’t add up to a career."
Seriously tho, soupy speaks to my soul on a level I’ll never understand
I don’t know which is sexier.